Q: What do you =
call a playlist with the songs “Jingle Bells,” “Baby =
It’s Cold Outside,” and “Let it Snow” on =
it?
A: A wintry mix
Q: What do you =
call it when it gets so cold that the cash machine won’t =
function?
A: A spending freeze
Q: What do you =
call a hotdogging snowman?
A: A snowboat
Q: If snowmen =
can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, =
what can they ride?
A: Icicles
Q: Why do =
snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
A: Because they =
refuse to warm up
Q: Did you =
hear about the lenient sledding supervisor?
A: He lets everyone =
slide
Q: =
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
A: =
Brr-eakfast
Q: Snowmen are =
everywhere in wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow =
toddlers?
A: Because they’re always having =
meltdowns
Q: =
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
A: =
Frostbite
Q: What do you =
say when you want to break the ice with someone?
A: Ice to meet =
you
Q: Why did the =
bodybuilder get a tattoo of Frosty on his stomach?
A: He wanted an =
abdominal snowman
And especially =
for lovers of English grammar . . .
Q: =
What’s the past tense of icy?
A: I thaw
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"