[Folks always =
wonder about me, so here are some tell-all answers to questions my blog =
fans asked]
Question: When =
you were in college, what book helped you the most? =
Bob: My =
parent’s checkbook.
Question: Who =
is the richest many in China?
Bob: =
I’ve heard his name was Cha Ching.
Question: If =
you have five bottles in one hand and six bottles in the other, what do =
you have?
Bob: A =
drinking problem.
Question: What =
do you like best about Switzerland?
Bob: I’m =
not sure, but their flag is certainly a big =
plus.
Question: Is =
Google ‘male’ or =
‘female’?
Bob: Female, =
because it doesn’t let you end a sentence without making a =
suggestion.
Question: Why =
do you have a problem with obesity?
Bob: It runs =
in my family. I don’t.
Question: What =
was the most vulgar character in all the Star Wars =
movies?
Bob: R2D2, =
since they had to beep out every word he said.
Question: Do =
you really boast about having the body of a Greek =
god?
Bob: Perhaps. =
I just don’t remember if Buddha was Greek or =
Chinese.
Question: Have =
you ever used alcohol or drugs or been addicted to =
anything?
Bob: I was =
addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself =
around.
Question: Did =
you suffer a head injury when your grandson threw a can of coke at =
you?
Bob: No. =
I was just lucky it was only a soft drink.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"