Dear Dad =
–
I am writing =
to ask if there is a limitation to the number of cars our liability =
insurance covers . . .
Dear Nephew =
–
You know last =
summer when you broke the vase my grandfather had given me? Remember I =
told you a hundred bucks would be fine, but you insisted I get it =
appraised?
Well, boy I’m =
glad you did. I hope you’re sitting down because the museum’s curator of =
13th Century art says . . .
Dear Frequent =
Flyer Priority Member –
The purpose of =
this letter is to inform you that the purebred puppy you were sending to =
Oakland, California, was inadvertently shipped to Auckland, New Zealand =
. . .
Dear Buddy =
–
So why am I =
writing to you after all these years? Well, it seems that the university =
made a mistake; they swapped our transcripts. Isn’t that a hoot? =
And all these years I thought I had graduated by the skin of my teeth. =
And all these years you thought you were summa cum =
laude!
Dear Mrs/Ms =
–
Recently you =
purchased from us a home pregnancy diagnostic kit. We are writing to =
inform you that there has been a mistake in the =
instructions.
What you =
thought you were, you aren’t. What you thought you weren’t, you =
are.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"