[More things that start my brain a =
spinnin’]
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in =
hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone that =
takes great pictures these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they =
used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. =
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no =
attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost me two hundred dollars =
and a substantial tax cut saves me thirty cents?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but =
it takes a whole box to start my campfire?
If poison =
expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer =
poisonous?
Which letter =
is silent in the word "Scent," the ‘S’ or the =
‘C’?
The word =
"swims" upside-down is still =
"swims"
In 1900, =
everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. In 2019, =
everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"