[Don’t =
know the original source of these, but they all COULD have come from my =
lips for sure!]
"An =
optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving =
Day."
— Unknown
"Bless=
ed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their =
diets."
— Unknown
"Many =
a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor =
losers."
— Unknown
"I =
keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!"
— =
Unknown
"Rich,=
fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our =
ends."
— Unknown
"The =
older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your =
body and your fat are really good friends."
— =
Unknown
"Try =
the golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible."
— =
Unknown
"Eat, =
drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you diet."
— =
Unknown
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"