[Keeping up the tradition on first workday of the =
month to offer some really bad puns]
Doctors tell =
us there are over two billion people who are overweight. These, of =
course, are only round figures.
Venison for =
dinner again? Oh deer!
I followed a =
magician driving down the road, but suddenly he turned into a drive way. =
What did the mother say to her kids when she came home =
to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!
Some river =
valleys are absolutely gorges.
And the =
best? Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy. =
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"