In Wyoming we don’t think our mountains are just =
funny; they are hill areas.
Women who =
wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common =
scents.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When =
I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the =
sign says you’re open 24 hours." He replied, "Yes, but not in =
a row."
My friend makes a great living at real estate =
development. When I asked him what he had to know to be good at =
it, he simply replied “Lots.”
Is it true =
that Noah kept his bees in ark hives?
A chicken =
crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I was =
going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you =
know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but =
I wasn’t going to be out that long."
Cross =
country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
98% of =
cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their =
pupils.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"