Math puns are =
the first sine of madness.
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An =
abacus is one tool that you can always count on.
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I was =
kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. =
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I didn’t =
understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me. =
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I’m so =
bad at math, the equation 2n+2n seems 4n to me.
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Mathemati=
cs teachers call retirement ‘the aftermath’.
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Without =
geometry, life is pointless.
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He wears =
glasses during math because it improves =
division.
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Every =
time I see an opportunity to make a math joke the conversation goes off =
on a tangent.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"