Jane lived in Green Bay and Julie lived in LaCrosse. They both were wealthy
and loved having their hair done at Pierre’s Boutique near the state capitol
building in Madison.
As fate would have it, one day they both decided to have their hair done.
They each called Pierre, but he told them that he had only one spot left and
whoever would get there first could have it.
Jane hopped into her private jet and Julie hopped into her own helicopter.
Jane’s plane had an emergency light come on in the cockpit and was forced to
land in Milwaukee to check it out. Julie made it to Madison just ahead of
her and got the last hair appointment.
The moral of the story is simple: the whirlybird gets the perm.
[thus ends an entire month of word play stories that have made many
groan-ups sick]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”