[Random thoughts from myself and my friends]
The yogurt aisle is so confusing now. It’s all Greek to me.
If ceiling fans could bear my weight, I don’t think I’d ever be bored again.
I’ve decided there aren’t enough days in the weekend.
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I
couldn’t see any forests.
I am planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Cross country skiing is great, but only if you live in a small country.
I like spending time with my dental hygienist. Every time I visit, I eat a
whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has
to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”