[I get notes from my friends and loyal Grif.Net readers on how their life is
going. Thank you. Yes, you know who you are.]
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house
and four people died.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his
keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating
up a child.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near
the place.
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to the church
potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, “Do you want white cake
or chocolate cake?” I said, “Yes”.
I had amnesia once. Or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Not romantic.
I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Déjà Vu.” The headwaiter said,
“Don’t I know you?”
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, “I’m home now. But leave a
message and I’ll call when I’m out.”
I came home from work early with a case of food poisoning today. I don’t
know when I’ll use it.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”