[Begging forgiveness to my church members past and present who have heard
these from their pastor’s lips on more than one occasion.]
“Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to
McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.”
“To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the
world.”
“Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself,
don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
“A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain
anonymous.”
“Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.”
“You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.”
“Lead your life so you won’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip.”
“Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you
weep.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”