Here are some things you should learn NOT to say to a Police Officer that
pulls you over for speeding next time . .
~ Hey, you must’ve been doin’ at least 125mph to keep up with me!
~ Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
~ I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
~ Excuse me, is “stick up” hyphenated?
~ Ya know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
~ Bad cop! No donut!
~ I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car
around; that’s how far I am behind the other cars.
~ You’re NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
~ Didn’t I see you get your backside kicked on “COPS” last week on TV?
~ I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
~ So, uh, you on the take, or what?
~ Gee, officer! That’s terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me
a warning too!
~ Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
~ So, are you still crabby because your momma didn’t let you play with a
gun when you were little?
~ Hey is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to the .44 magnum under my
seat.
~ When you smack me around, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”