10. I’ve noticed . . these days about half the stuff in my shopping cart
says, “For fast relief.”
9. I’ve noticed . . you just hang something in your closet for a while, and
it shrinks two sizes.
8. I’ve noticed . . eventually everyone stops lying about their age and
starts bragging about it.
7. I’ve noticed . . I didn’t like my beard at first but it grew on me.
6. I’ve noticed . . the wife likes swing dancing, but not on purpose. Some
parts of her body are just prone to swinging.
5. I’ve noticed . . the hardness of the butter is proportional to the
softness of the bread.
4. I’ve noticed . . the problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
3. I’ve noticed . . the really nice thing about not planning ahead is that
failure comes as a complete surprise and is not preceded by a period of
worry and depression.
2. I’ve noticed . . that the last person who quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong.
1. I’ve noticed . . lately I’m waking up with that morning-after feeling,
and I didn’t do anything the night before.
Bonus: I’ve noticed . . that the greatest of all faults is when I imagine I
have none.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”