(Can’t get off of the “word” theme this week of blogging, so will add to it
some “Daffy-nitions”)
Sacrilegious: Reading your Bible in bed
Smelling Salts: Sailors with body odor
Yale: Where they lock up criminals in Stockholm
Stagnation: A country with no women
Panhandler: CNA at the nursing home
Will: A dead giveaway
Bigamist: Fog in Italy
Perpetual motion: A cow drinking milk
Cannibal: A guy who sits down at a restaurant and asks for the waiter
Arch criminal: Thief at a shoe store
Apiary: The monkey house at the zoo
Incongruous: Where they make all the laws
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”