*I know. I know. People say, “It’s the thought that counts, not the gift,”
but couldn’t people think a bit bigger?
*On a job application form, an applicant was asked to “Briefly describe
yourself.” She responded, “Concise.” She got the job.
*Nothing succeeds like a man with no teeth
*To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
*I knew a man who had a dog with no legs and called it Marlboro. He used to
take it out for a drag.
*The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
*Therapy is expensive. Popping that bubble wrap stuff is cheap. You choose.
*I read the wages of sin is death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s
just sort of a tired feeling.
~~ANSWERS TO “gry” QUIZ yesterday
1. Puggry = the cloth band wrapped around a hat
2. Aggry = a glass bead
3. Mawgry = unpleasant
4. Meagry = tattered
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”