“I heard the joke that ‘you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish’. But
you CAN! You simply adjust its scales.”
“Having a slow day playing the piano? You sound board. But don’t date a
piano technician; he will just string you along.”
“I’d like to hammer this point home but that might put a damper on things.”
“Not sure if my piano is stressed because its strings are under so much
tension. Or if it just trying to keep from laughing when someone is tickling
its ivories.”
“I went to a concert once where the lady playing was so bad, that Mr.
Steinway himself came down and personally erased his name off the piano.”
“I did figure out why party-goers love the inside of the piano, since that’s
where the action is.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”