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05/15/13 Grif.Net – Rules for Toddlers (and Democrats)

05/15/13 Grif.Net – Rules for Toddlers (and Democrats)

[Rules for Possessions . . of Toddlers and Democrats]

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.

6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!