DC told me that a golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a powerful
swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an
opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his
four wood, he took another mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back,
hit him in the forehead and killed him instantly.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked,
“So you thought you were a good golfer?”
The man replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”