[The grif.net will be delayed or missing-in-action for a bit as I am out of
the country and not sure of internet service. But, sadly to say, we will be
sure eventually to get all of the quality humor out to YOU!!]
Sign on Laundromat next door to First Baptist Church: “HERE’S WHERE
CLEANLINESS REALLY IS NEXT TO GODLINESS”
Sign on Receptionist desk: “DUE TO SHORTAGE OF ROBOTS, ALL WORKERS HERE ARE
HUMAN BEINGS AND MAY REACT UNPREDICTABLY IF PROVOKED”
Sign in Church on Palm Sunday: “SATURDAY: HOMEMADE BREAD/BUNS AT LADIES’
BAKE SALE. EASTER SUNDAY: HE IS RISEN”
Sign at the library: “LIBRARY IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING TIME”
Sign on Church: “THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN’T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE”
Sign at a Day-Care: “DON’T GROW UP. IT’S A TRAP”
Sign over the food area at a local convenience store: “IF YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
ON A HOT DOG, THAT IS NATURAL SELECTION AND MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE”
Sign at Mexican Restaurant: “NEED A JOB? COME IN AND WE’LL TACO BOUT IT”
Sign on a store in the Mall: “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT”
Sign for National Prayer/Fasting Conference: “SIGN UP TODAY. REGISTRATION
FEE INCLUDES ALL MEALS”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”