[More funny or not-so-funny jokes for all ages]
My friends tell me I’m too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
What’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can’t walk hardly.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
Why don’t blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap Music.
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”