[Here are some good “bad” jokes, as well as some bad “good” jokes. You
judge.]
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Who will take the second shot in the pool game?
Find out after the break.
I’m really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in
the situation.
You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?
Well, well, well.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
The baby, because she’s a little bigger.
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese was!
My Grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”