[Sometimes what is printed in the bulletin or said in announcement do not
come out exactly the way it was intended]
“Mr Smith was elected and accepted the position of head deacon. We could
not find a better man.”
“The church rummage sale will be held next Saturday. Ladies, please leave
all your clothes in the church basement.”
“The ‘blessing of the pets’ will be followed by a hot dog lunch.”
“In order to defray increasing costs of maintenance of the church cemetery,
it would be appreciated if those who are willing would clip the grass around
their own graves.”
“Please keep the Jones family in prayer. On their vacation at the Grand
Canyon, Martha broke her ankle while helping George pass large stones on a
donkey.”
“Because of our special silent devotional service, we ask all parents to
leave crying babies at home.”
“Missing: A purple lady’s bicycle from the church parking lot.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”