07/31/12 Grif.Net Blog – Pearls of Wisdom

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I’m so=20
miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still =
here.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a =
baseball=20
bat.

Artificial intelligence is no =
match for=20
natural stupidity.

To be sure of hitting the =
target, shoot=20
first and call whatever you hit the target.

A TV can insult your =
intelligence, but=20
nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes =
they don’t=20
make sense. Refrigerator.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make =
once.

I love to give homemade gifts. =
Which one=20
of my kids do you want?

I had the right to remain =
silent, but I=20
didn’t have the ability.

We have all heard that a =
million monkeys=20
banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire =
works of=20
Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not=20
true.

Dr Bob =
Griffin=20

[email protected]=20
www.grif.net

“Jesus =
Knows Me,=20
This I Love!”