You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a
little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the
nose.
You dress your little girl in her Sunday best, and she’ll look just as
pretty when you make it to the church an hour later. You dress a boy in his
Sunday best, and he’ll somehow find every muddy puddle from your home to the
church, even if you’re driving there.
If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally
burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
Boys grow their fingernails long because they’re too lazy to cut them. Girls
grow their fingernails long so that they can dig them into a boy’s arm.
By the age of six, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of
six, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with
candy or toys.
A little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what God has
made. A little boy will pick up a stick and immediately turn it into a gun.
When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and
play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to
blow them up, cut off various limbs and play war.
Girls are attracted to boys from an early age. At the same age, boys are
attracted to dirt.
Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the
DVD after they’ve watched the same movie three times in a row.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”