A successful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast
life in Los Angeles and decided to chuck it all. He took his savings and
purchased a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.
After a couple of months of enjoying solitude he heard the drumming of
hoof-beats outside his cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenged the man
riding up on the horse.
“Don’t shoot, friend” the man said. “I’m your neighbor, I have a ranch only
6 miles from here, and I want to invite you to a gala ‘Welcome Party’ I’m
throwing for you next Saturday. There’s going to be music, dancing, hugging,
kissing, drinking, fighting…. We’ll have a great time”.
Not wanting to be unneighborly the new rancher lowered the rifle and asked,
“How should I dress?”
“Aw, don’t matter” replied the neighbor, “Only gonna be the two of us”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”