[Helping students see history on this important April =
day]
Teacher: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? =
Student: The Americans licked the British!
Teacher: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? =
Student: Yeah, it cracked me up!
Teacher: What was General Washington’s favorite tree? =
Student: The infantry!
Teacher: "Why did Washington chop down the cherry =
tree with
his hatchet?"
Student: "Because his mom wouldn’t let him play with the chain =
saw!"
Teacher: "The Declaration of Independence was =
written
in Philadelphia.
True or false?"
Student: "False! It was written in =
ink!"
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his army =
at Valley Forge?
Student: "Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up and =
we’re
on stand-by!"
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"