Today (March 14) I turn 64. Yippee! With that and 50 cents I can get a cup
of coffee at Hardees. Here are some thoughts I’m considering this day:
1. I much prefer being ‘over the hill’ to being ‘under’ it.
2. The best birthdays of all are those I will celebrate in 2013, 2014, 2015,
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 etc. .
3. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is not even an option.
4. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it
once.
5. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age.
6. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
7. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the
most live the longest.
8. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
9. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
10. We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday
is not to be reminded of it
Bonus: No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”