[At our clinic we have “The Diet That Works”. Not too catchy, but hey, it
works. Here are some other suggestions we’ve been given that may NOT work
too well.]
SEVEN-DAY DIET (eat all you want today because not another bite for a week)
ALL-DESERT DIET (eat only in the Sahara, Mojave or desert of your choice)
ORANGE-RHYME DIET (eat whatever you want, only it must rhyme with orange)
MUSH DIET (eat anything while riding in a dog-sled)
EGGPLANT DIET (plant an egg and eat anything that comes up)
GARLIC DIET (no weight loss guarantee, but you will lose all your friends)
VAUDEVILLE DIET (eat only food thrown at you)
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”