[CSR reminded me of some “laws” to which we are all subject, even though
they will not be found on any tablets of stone. We adapted some, and are
stunned by the validity of them all]
Law of the Turkey – When getting the bits and pieces of meat off the carcass
and your hands are totally coated with fowl grease, your nose will begin to
itch and you’ll need to use to the rest room.
Law of the Roll – Any pill, coin, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Wrong Number – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Checkout Line – As soon as you get in the shortest line, the
cashier will have to call for help.
Law of the 405 – When you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you got in.
Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
will ring or the doorbell chime.
Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t
work, it will.
Law of the Cup – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost
of the carpet or rug.
Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes still fit you, they’re ugly or
out of style.
Law of Marketing – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”