A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
after he got his new teeth, he spoke for only eight minutes. The second
Sunday, he preached for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, however, he
went on and on for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit. They asked
him what happened?
The Pastor explained the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t say
much at all and limited his talk to 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums
hurt too much to preach for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t
seem to shut up.
[Thanks to my old college roommate for this gem.]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”