Do bakers with a sense of humor bake wry bread?
If you trade in stolen gate-posts, does that make you a fence?
Are candles on a birthday cake for people who want to make light of their
age?
If you smuggle automobiles into the country, are you trafficking?
When Buffalo, NY, celebrates 200 years since becoming a city, will they hold
a Bisontennial Festival?
If a spider is in a corn field, does she make cob webs?
Does a bailiff who moonlights as a bartender serve subpoena coladas?
Do people become bakers because they knead the dough?
If our local Catholic church brings parishioners to services by bus, is this
a form of mass transit?
Does a pirate captain standing in his treasure pile realize that his booty
is only shin-deep?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”