[Long-time grif.net readers know I have ten grandkids who all need a laugh
now and then . . rather than laughing at the weird grandpa]
How can you tell vampires like baseball?
They turn into bats every night!
What did the skeleton say to the waitress?
I’ll have a Coke and a mop!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Why aren’t ghosts arrested?
It’s hard to pin anything on them!
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”