Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible.
Who said that?
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Doctor, Doctor, I’ve just swallowed a clock!
Don’t worry – there’s no cause for alarm.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Doctor, Doctor, I don’t think anyone cares what I say or what I . .
Next!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let’s wait and see what develops.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I’ll deal with you in a minute.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”