Q. Why are fish merchants not known to be generous?
A. Their business makes them selfish
Q. What did the surgeon say to the patient who would not pay to have him
finish the operation?
A. O.K. Suture self.
Q. What happens to a cow when she is sterilized?
A. She’s decaffeinated.
Q. Why is golf like taxes?
A. You drive hard to get to the green, but always end up in the hole.
Q. Why is television called a “medium”?
A. It isn’t rare and certainly isn’t well done.
Q. Wonder why your pocket change is called ‘chicken feed’?
A. It’s always a poultry sum.
Q. What is the definition of “buccaneer”?
A. An awfully high price for corn.
Q. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing taxicabs.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
[PRAY for my upcoming trip to Vietnam/Cambodia. If you could GIVE to help
defray some of the expenses, please reply and I will send details – Dr Bob]