[A FaceBook friend named Juli often posts “advice” that makes me chuckle. I
compiled some of the worst, er, best of her advice]
Obey gravity. It’s the law.
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the
dark with a mosquito
Did you know “Vegetarian” is an old Indian word meaning “bad hunter”?
If you rearranged the letters in ‘mother in law’, they come out to ‘Woman
Hitler’
Think they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers.
They would call it On Anon Anon.
If you have money to burn you will always find yourself surrounded by people
with matches.
Two reasons why there is no CSI: Ozarks. Can’t solve murders when the DNA
all shows familial matches and there are no dental records
The flogging will continue until morale improves
Remember, your mouth doesn’t have a backspace key
Pushing 60 is exercise enough
If you have me as a friend, what were your other two wishes?
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”