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02/08/11 Grif.Net – It was So Cold

02/08/11 Grif.Net – It was So Cold

It was so cold . . .
our grades seemed to be improving at school – when you apply the wind chill
factor, a 57% looks like 93%

It was so cold…
my car wouldn’t run – but my nose wouldn’t stop!

It was so cold…
Smokey the Bear grabbed a box of matches and ran shivering into the woods.

It was so cold . . .
Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass by his bed!

It was so cold . . .
we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!

It was so cold . . .
when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs – or keep them
running in place!

It was so cold…
the lights would only go on in the house if we opened the door.

It was so cold…
parents were actually encouraging their kids to play with matches!

It was so cold…
Apple introduced the iParka.

It was so cold…
everyone was walking around brrrfooted!

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”