Since more and more Seniors like me are texting and tweeting, there appears
to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior
Discounts this is the code for you….
ATD: At the Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing…. Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk to You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s the Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”