[Friend who plays at golf shared these ONE-LINE insights. Most of the
ONE-WORD insights I hear on the links are not fit to be on the Grif.Net]
Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie.
The only sure way to get a par is to leave a four-foot birdie putt two
inches short of the hole.
It takes 17 holes to really get warmed up.
One birdie is a hot streak.
No matter how badly you are playing, it’s always possible to play worse.
The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about
your swing.
Confidence evaporates in the presence of fairway water.
The rake is always on the side of the bunker farthest away from your ball.
The wind is always in your face on 16 of the 18 holes.
The ball always lands where the pin was yesterday.
It always takes at least five holes to notice that a club is missing.
You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time and a 2 inch branch 90% of the
time.
No one with funny head covers ever broke par.
The lowest numbered iron in your bag will always be impossible to hit.
3-woods are possessed by a demon. 3-irons are possessed by a legion of
demons.
Your straightest iron shot of the day will be exactly one club short.
Brand new, high priced golf balls are water magnetic.
The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
You know your golf game is bad when you have to have your ball retriever
re-gripped!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”