Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.’
The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They
have no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine. Plus, the top and the rear
end are interchangeable.’
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Dr Bob Griffin
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