[Each day this week we will try to lighten the load as you cry to do your
taxes. Er, TRY to do your taxes.]
We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a
strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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Avoid strong drink. It can cause you to shoot at tax collectors…and miss!
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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I
am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to
start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
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I can give you 1040 good reasons why I hate the government.
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What’s the difference between an optimist, a pessimist, and an accountant?
To the optimist, the glass of water is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass of water is half empty.
To the accountant, the glass of water is twice as big as it needs to be.
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You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
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A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the
rest.
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than
any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”