[While trying to use up those Easter Eggs, a friend shared this top ten list
of “Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs”]
10. Big tax write-off if Easter comes before April 15th.
9. Who ever heard of Easter carrots?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled,
poached, soft boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets and fire crackers it would be the
Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles on Easter morning?
2. He thinks even homely guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”