My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I’d like to sell.
Take a look! It’s really swell!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
[Spam I Am says]
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks–still in the box!
You are really full of bunk.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not want your worthless Spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
[Spam I Am says]
How about some fast cash?
Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!
How stupid do you think I am?
I won’t join your shady scam.
You are a sucker, you silly phony.
If it worked, we’d all have money!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
[Spam I Am says
Check out this great idea of mine!
For Web Hosting and Design!
I went to your site; it’s out of luck!
For this you’re charging lots of bucks?
Spell-check really is your friend,
Stop the same errors that your send.
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Don’t pretend your ads are new.
You insult us when you do.
I won’t buy your worthless stocks.
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough’s enough.
I do not want your trashy stuff!
I do not want your sickening spam!
I do not want it, Spam I Am!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”