Two Minnesotans are sitting in a boat. So Ole asks Sven, “Why do scuba
divers always fall backwards off ‘der boats?”
To which Sven replies, “Well, you know, if they fell forwards they’d still
be in ‘da boat!”
There ya have it…
[Tanks to Bill in Minnesota who is NOT Scandinavian]
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ANSWERS TO OUR “CELEBRITY SELLS” QUIZ
Example: Beauty Mist Panty Hose = Joe Namath (NY Jets Quarterback)
NOT SO DIFFICULT
1. His own brand of Gatorade = Tiger Woods
2. Oven is in a Hollow Tree = Keebler Elves
3. Chrysler’s rich Corinthian leather seats = Ricardo Montalbon
4. Pillsbury’s giggling cutie = Pillsbury Doughboy
5. Pepsi’s rock star = Michael Jackson
6. Nothing gets between her and her Calvin Klein = Brooke Shields
7. Niblets Corn = Jolly Green Giant
HARDER THAN YOU THINK
8. Grape Nuts “many parts of a pine tree are edible” authority = Euell
Gibbons
9. 9 Lives = Morris the Cat
10. First Ronald McDonald = Willard Scott
11. StarKist Tuna = Charlie
12. War of the World radio broadcast = Orson Welles
13. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter hunk = Fabio Lanzoni
14. Racing thru airports for Hertz = O J Simpson
REALLY RACK THE BRAIN
15. Chapstick’s Olympian = Suzy Chaffee
16. Mr Coffee = Joe DiMaggio
17. 1-800-COLLECT = Mr T
18. McDonald’s basketball playing superstars = Larry Bird/Michael Jordan
19. Commodore Vic-20 Computer = William Shatner
20. Jell-O Pudding Pops = Bill Cosby
21. Comet Cleanser = Josephine (Jane Withers)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”