The linebacker was helped by his teammates to the sideline. He yelled at
the team physician, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just
put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear in a
small voice, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks. Now.”
“That’s amazing!” exclaims the doctor.
“That’s nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”
The team doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say: “Man, I
really need 20 dollars, just lend me 20 bucks!”
The doctor was dumbfounded. “Buddy, I really don’t know what to tell you.
I’ve never come across anything like this.”
“Wait Doc, that’s not all. There’s more, just put your ear to my ankle,”
the burly linebacker urged.
The doctor did so and was blown away to hear his ankle plead: “Please, I
just need 20 dollars. Only 20 bucks. Please!!”
“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. “But let me make a
well-educated guess. Based on all my previous experience, I can tell you
this much: your leg seems to be broke in three places.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”