HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess,
based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
–Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don’t want any more
kids.
–Lori, age 8
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
–Alan, age 10
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? On the first date, they just tell each
other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.
–Martin, age 10
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
–Ricky, age 10
WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE? “If falling in love is anything like learning
how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” –Glenn, age 7
WHY DO LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS? “They want to make sure their rings don’t
fall off because they paid good money for them.” –Gavin, age 8
WHY ARE YOU IN NO HURRY TO DATE? “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m
finding fourth grade hard enough.” –Regina, age 10
HOW WILL YOU MAKE A GIRL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU? “Tell her that you own a
whole bunch of candy stores.”
–Del, age 6
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”