[With 10 grandkids 10-and-under, trust me that I hear some pretty awful
jokes and riddles at Christmastime]
Q. What happens to Santa if there’s a fire in the fireplace?
A. Santa becomes known as Krisp Kringle.
Q. What day of the year can we all honestly say our children are gifted!?
A. December 25th
Q. What three phrases best sum up the Christmas season?
A. “Peace on Earth”, “Goodwill to Men” and “Batteries not included.”
Q. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A. The letter “D”.
Q. What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
A. Baby reindeer.
Q. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A. Lost.
Q. Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What is Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer got a part time job to help in a poor economy?
A. Comet cleans sinks!
Q. Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
A. Holly-wood.
Q. What do you call a cow at the North Pole?
A. An Eski-moo.
Q. Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
A. Because snow man is an island.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”