It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus’ sleigh team became one
member short because of a sudden illness.
When an inflatable plastic reindeer was used to fill the void in the team,
so no one would take notice the missing animal, Regis (chief elf), asked
Santa,
“Is that your vinyl Prancer?”
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ANSWERS to Monday’s Quiz:
1. On December 24, Adam’s wife was known as CHRISTMAS EVE.
2. In Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost
of CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a NORTH POLL.
4. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ = NO L
5. When the salt and the pepper say “Hi!” to each other, they are passing on
SEASON’S GREETINGS.
6. A holy man bereft of change could be called SAINT NICKELESS.
7. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a SILENT KNIGHT.
8. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get SANDY CLAWS.
9. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called a CHIRSTMAS CARD.
10 Actor O’Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as CHRISTMAS
CAROLS.
Bonus: What do Spanish sheep say when they wish each other a Merry
Christmas? FLEECE NAVIDAD.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”