[Day 2. All true, some more than others. Thanks to BJ for collecting these
and passing them on. Do YOU have favorites? We will have grif.net readers
share on Friday.]
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear
is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and
smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower
first and THEN turn on the water.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
you can wear them forever.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make the best stories.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”