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10/21/08 Grif.Net – Computer One-Liners

10/21/08 Grif.Net – Computer One-Liners

I am logged in, therefore I am.

Hard Disk space: the final frontier!

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!

COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Hold a hard drive to your ear — listen to the C:

I are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.

I had a life once… now I have a computer and a modem.

I know I’m supposed to back up my files, but I still haven’t found reverse
on my PC.

I was going to switch her to VISTA, but she had a gun

I’ll give up my Mac when they pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse.

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

In my next life I’m going to have more memory installed

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”